Rants in a sentence Spring Edition

a. since I'm single...I can speak to whomever I wish :)
b. Church issues aren't black and white always. One good thing about the Church post Vat II, is that they're not as quick to swing the condemnation stick. 
c. For the record, I like a ton of people, but love very few. 
d. I do have patience, but I'm not going to waste my time if it's not going to work. I'm all about productivity and getting things done. 
e. Vengeance and retribution may be God's, I just speed it along
f. Relationships in of themselves aren't evil, just not a fan when it's my heart that gets stepped on in the process. 
g. Reading my mind, don't try it, if you want to know what I think, ask...(of course I'm not obligated to speak it)
h. Archbishop Gomez can't change things overnight...be patient. 
i. Nothing gets invalidated by change in circumstance. 
j. yes, i do use my memory against you when I can, what of it?
k. Country music rocks, I don't care what you say
l. Being traditional doesn't mean you have to be a jerk about it. 
m. I anticipate failure. hence why there's so many back up lans.
n. 4 of my friends are in relationships I don't particularly care for. 1 bothers me more than anything that the particular person realizes.
o. Yes, guys and girls can be friends without any romantic interest between the 2 parties
p. If you were in my shoes you'd be as angry as I am.
q. These annual rants in a sentence are sponsored by Congress, stealing power since 1776

To the critics of my new archbishop

He's only been Archbishop for a month...don't expect any major changes. YET